what the fuck have i written — concerning RDJ and his brilliance

[pineappleducks]

Oh hell, I remember the first time I watched 'Tropic Thunder.'  No one told me much about it, you know? So I didn’t know who the black guy really was, and I was flipping through TV channels, so I’d just randomly started watching in the middle of the movie, I hadn’t seen the beginning. So… so when the ‘dude playing another dude’ part came up… i was like "MY BRAIN IS FULL OF A THOUSAND FUCKS"

suddenly Robert Downey Jr. is on my screen and I just didn’t fucking expect him at all, it was absolutely mindBLASTING

what

what

WHAT

WHERE

WHO

HOW

WHEN DID YOU GET HERE

NO ONE TOLD ME YOU WERE IN THIS FILM

like

my brain

it ceased to function for a whole of ten minutes

seeing his face pop out from underneath all that dark skin

no warning whatsoever man

SHOCK OF MY LIFE, I SWEAR

“Oh hey, this is new, I had no god damn inkling whatsoever that this guy wasn’t actually black, oh well, it’ll probably just be some actor I don’t know about” BUT NO, IT WAS FUCKING ROB

MY HEART PHYSICALLY LEAPT OUT OF MY SKIN I WAS SO SURPRISED

massive kudos, Downey

once again, you prove that you will never fail to do things that just fucking throw me for a trillion loops, swish my brain particles inside, and confuse me on levels that should not even be legal

what kind of brilliant whackcase would even agree to this acting role

fuuuuck

this is why I love this man

tl;dr watched Tropic Thunder, wheezed to myself despairingly for an extended period of time on the floor

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