suddenly Robert Downey Jr. is on my screen and I just didn’t fucking expect him at all, it was absolutely mindBLASTING
what
what
WHAT
WHERE
WHO
HOW
WHEN DID YOU GET HERE
NO ONE TOLD ME YOU WERE IN THIS FILM
like
my brain
it ceased to function for a whole of ten minutes
seeing his face pop out from underneath all that dark skin
no warning whatsoever man
SHOCK OF MY LIFE, I SWEAR
“Oh hey, this is new, I had no god damn inkling whatsoever that this guy wasn’t actually black, oh well, it’ll probably just be some actor I don’t know about” BUT NO, IT WAS FUCKING ROB
MY HEART PHYSICALLY LEAPT OUT OF MY SKIN I WAS SO SURPRISED
massive kudos, Downey
once again, you prove that you will never fail to do things that just fucking throw me for a trillion loops, swish my brain particles inside, and confuse me on levels that should not even be legal
what kind of brilliant whackcase would even agree to this acting role
fuuuuck
this is why I love this man
tl;dr watched Tropic Thunder, wheezed to myself despairingly for an extended period of time on the floor